whatever, i just like kittens.

whisperbard:

weirdmageddon:
farorescourage:
farorescourage:
teathattast:
the holy grail
wrong
im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there

hexglyphs:

hexglyphs:
hexglyphs:
we joke and jest but there’s literally nothing more ‘monkey brain’ than the primal urge to climb things
me: *sees any tall structure with features that i could use to scale it*
monkey brain: CLIMB. ASCEND. SCURRY UP THE BOUGHS OF THIS TREE AND FIND A SUITABLE VANTAGE POINT TO STRATEGICALLY SURVEY YOUR SURROUNDINGS.
me: alright, i’m up. now how do i get down?
monkey brain: use tail to maintain balance and JUMP!
me: we don’t have a tail, remember? we evolved beyond it.
monkey brain:

l2g:

women just get it. and men don’t. won’t elaborate

podencos:

Not to be greedy but I want

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

animatedamerican:
what an excellent kaiju
Very polite, attempts to leave trees and fences intact. 10/10, would be invaded by again.

avocadojoner:

adolescenthowell:
hozier really came out here and changed his link to his merch on his site to “take me to merch” and this is the best way to remember he’s a fucking millennial.
Same energy